Still Chasing ‘Just One More’ Drink?
Here’s Why AA, Willpower, and ‘Rock Bottom’ Failed You
It’s a 90-Day Bootcamp for Alcoholics Who Are
Done Lying to Themselves
You’ve tried “moderation.”
You’ve tried white-knuckling through Dry January.
You’ve even tried swapping wine for kale smoothies.
And yet…
☑️ Your spouse still sleeps on the couch
☑️ Your kids flinch when you raise your voice.
☑️You’ve burned through 3 jobs, 2 DUIs, and 1 shred of self-respect.
Newsflash:
Willpower doesn’t work when your brain’s wired for vodka.
(Or Your Money Back. Even If You Relapse on Day 89.)
This isn’t therapy. This isn’t group hugs.
This is a military-grade reprogramming
of your habits, triggers, and excuses.
Here’s the drill:
✅ Day 1-10:
Burn the Ships.
(We delete your “escape routes” – dealers, enablers, hidden stashes.)
✅ Day 11-30:
Rewire Your Brain.
(No spiritual mumbo-jumbo. Just neurohacks to kill cravings dead.)
✅ Day 31-43:
Armor-Plated Sobriety.
(Turn “I’ll just have one” into “I don’t drink.” Period.)
If you’re not stone-cold sober by Day 90, we refund every penny.
(Yes, even if you fall off the wagon. No guilt trips.)
Look, I’ve been where you are.
I’ve lied to doctors, stolen from my mom’s purse, and woken up in alleys.
I’ve also been sober for 1,927 days.
A 20-minute call. No sales pitch. No judgment.
Just a raw diagnosis of why your last 7 attempts failed…
…and exactly what it’ll take to fix it.
This isn’t for “casual” drinkers.
This is for alcoholics ready to stop negotiating with the bottle…
…or lose everything.
Schedule Your 20-Minute Gut Check
(We’ll call you. No chatbots. No “life coaches.” Just results.)
Will you be sober… or passed out?